A floodlit green pitch on the left collides with a magenta-lit stage on the right.

footballerorfrontman

DoorDash tagged T-Pain 4 times. Could you do better?

the World Cup gave us a brand account crediting a singer with a throw-in and an assist, four times, never once checking. so here's 14 real names — footballer or frontman, 4 seconds each. fair warning: 'Burna Boy' reads like a winger and 'Endrick' reads like a stage name, and you're about to find out you'd have tagged @TPAIN too.

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Honest Fan, Mid Knowledge50%

you'd admit it yourself: half ball, half bars, all guessing. you did better than DoorDash, which is a low bar you cleared by inches.

the one you'll never live down:

you flubbed the literal guy this whole thing is about. T-Pain does not play soccer, he told you himself.

Cult Signing86%

you know the obscure ones. you'd ride for a NZ defender you'd never heard of yesterday. football twitter would adopt you.

in your defense, this one's not fair:

Wizkid's real surname is Balogun — which IS a footballer surname. The trap was rigged and it got you.

Knows Ball OR Bars64%

you've got one fandom locked. the other one keeps loading the wrong guy. one Venn circle, not the overlap. yet.

the one you'll never live down:

you flubbed SALAH. The Egypt captain. The gimme. The timer hit and you became DoorDash live.